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There are currently 6.5m robots operating worldwide. This number is set to triple by 2011. If we get to 2011 without some kind of actual apocalypse, obviously.

( IEEE Spectrum)

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This apocalypse is dull, says Charlie Brooker. He should know. His new television show, Dead Set, is about zombies.

Here is our song about a girl who wants to do it with zombies and probably have zombie babies or something.

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We write amusing ditties about the End Times as a kind of nervous distraction. Warren Ellis is here to make you laugh at the disgusting terror of it all.

Should all concerns be confirmed, it appears that we’re all going to die from the escape of monstrous planetary farts from beyond history.

Thanks, methane!

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Last week, we released the second part of our serialised album, Songs for the End of the World. I think people listened to it, but I’m not sure. The Tom checks these things, and he might be dead for all I know. The concern is that more people could be listening to these things. We just need to reach them. That’s what the internet is supposed to be all about, right?

In four weeks or so, we will release part three. It is a song called Demon, and I really like it. I should probably record my vocals for it, actually. That’d be helpful.

Mansdrew would like to hear pop songs about government testing facilities that end up going a bit Philadelphia Experiment or Doom or Torchwood 1. This is certainly right up our apocalyptic alley, so I’ll be giving it some thought for a future release. (I actually have a terrible idea about doing a special EP for Christmas, but this might actually kill us, so maybe not. It’s nice to set yourself challenges, though!)

Okay, that’ll do for now. If anyone has seen the Tom (he might be in New York, but I can’t be sure) do let me know.

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There is apparently a strong chance that when the world ends, a certain number of faithful believers will be whisked off to Heaven to get a special VIP view of the End Days. Of course, these good-hearted folks will likely want to let their less faithful friends and family know where they’ve disappeared to. So, for the Rapturous, a special messaging service: You’ve Been Left Behind.com. How lovely!

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I done a drawing. Look! It is good.

BBF and MOAM nearly done! B-sides? Yeah, quite possibly. Drums for Demon are all sequenced,  new bass for Trampoline Song sounds good. About a month to go, I think! The Tom has proper information tucked up his sleeve and behind his ear. If you’re nice to him, he might share it.

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